The Grim Beginning

Hmmm...my first post...I'm not exactly sure whether I should feel happy or sad at this development. Happy because I finally seem to have mustered up the courage to have a swipe at putting my thoughts down in writing (I'm not sure why but it's always been a prospect that's made me feel like I'm about to sit for some dreaded exam or something....apprehensive....that's the word..). Sad because I seem to be caving down to the pressure of seemingly every one I meet having a blog. I mean at times you suspect even all of your nasty aunts,in spite of their severe aesthetic and moral turpitude,of writing blogs. I'm not sure how this is going to turn out, but here's a statutory warning for all you terribly luckless people who might happen to chance upon these grim chronicles:- Reading this blog may lead to severe cases of depression, disillusionment and rage against god for putting you through such unbearable tribulations.Bouts of uncontrollable puking are also distinct possibilities.On the other hand, if you're one of those masochistic kinds who enjoy self-flagellation or the schadenfreudic type, then this might just be the kind of enjoyable and uplifting literature you seek. So here I sign off from my first post. For all you unfortunate people who are perusing this blog, I can only pray that god will never be so cruel on you again. And once again...terribly sorry for the discontent.